A an alligator bites a B
bear and C a cow is cryin',
'Cause D a duck done
doo-dooed all over her head.
E an elephant and his
pal F frog are skippin' church on
Sunday,
For a game of poker with
G billy goat instead.
H a horse helps himself to a
course of I fried iguanas.
A J jaguar doe-C-does
with a K kangaroo.
L a lion is dippin'
Skoal with a mangy M mouse,
And N a narwhal picks
himself up a new pack of chew.
Well every Friday night
after we get paid,
You know what we like to
do.
Go out a-singin' them
Animal BC's,
In a place where A is
for animal and B is for beer,
And C is for cuttin' the
rug.
An O octopus pisses off a P
pig for pickin' on her piglets.
And Q a quail's diggin'
taters with an R raccoon.
S a squirrel and his
friend T turtle form a rockin' jug
band,
With U an umbrella bird
who plays the spoons.
Well, it's Friday, we've all
been paid,
You know what we're
gonna do,
Go a-singin' them Animal
BC's,
In a place where A is
for animal and B is for beer,
And C is for cuttin' the
rug.
V a vulture and W walrus are
sittin' on the front porch.
They take a big whiff
and they say "Smell that
honeysuckle!"
Z a zebra jumps over X
fox and yakety Y yak,
'Cause he's so damned
tired of always being last.
Well, Friday night, we've
all been paid,
You know what we're
a-doin',
We're singin' them
Animal BC's,
In a place where A is
for animal and B is for beer,
And C is for cuttin' the
rug.
