Duncan
Ball
Duncan Ball wore a yellow
ski vest,
The kind with the
sleeves that zipped off,
And a pair of faded
boot-cut jeans.
A pair of faded boot-cut
jeans.
Duncan Ball had a real wild
style.
He had some wacky crew
cut hair,
And a big old tear in
his underwear.
A big old tear in his
underwear.
Duncan Ball, he walked kind
of funny,
In his ski vest and
boot-cut jeans,
And an oversized Goody
comb.
An oversized Goody comb
in his back jeans pocket.
Duncan Ball was a school
librarian.
One day I was cutting
class,
Duncan Ball came around
and busted my ass.
Duncan Ball, he busted
my ass.
Duncan Ball got a job at the
76 gas station.
When I had to mow my
grass,
I'd pull up to Duncan
for a can of gas,
And Duncan Ball, he'd
pump my gas.
And Duncan Ball was so
polite;
Duncan Ball will go far
in life.