The Lawnmower
Song
My lawnmower's made for
mowin' big lawns.
It's a twelve horsepower
tall grass mowin' machine.
When it's time for
mowin', well, I start that sucker
goin',
Throw the handle and
them blades start a-whirlin'.
My lawnmower, I'm a-lookin'
out for danger.
Don't wanna be cuttin'
up my good garden hose.
There's a frisbee and a
log, watch out you little dog,
My lawnmower is not
meant for killin'.
I drive my lawnmower all
around the edge line,
Under trees and around
the fence as best as I can.
There's some tall grass
I can't get to,
So you know what I'll
have to do,
Get my weed wacker and
I'll wack them suckers out later.
Now my lawnmower is not
built for racin',
It's for crusin' around
the lawn and gettin' tan.
My cute neighbor's in
her pool, and I'm a-lookin' real
cool,
With my T-shirt tied
around my head just like a sweatband.
Now my lawnmower, it bags
all the grass behind it.
I don't have to bust my
ass with a garden rake.
I'll dump it out on the
burn pile, and take a break for a little
while,
Light myself a smoke and
set that bitch on fire.
If you need some heavy
duty mowin' just give me a
holler.
I'll mow your whole damn
lawn won't ask for a single
dollar.
I have a kick-ass twelve
horsepower, will travel!
